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Ah, the classic triptych of doom for the mighty and the moneyed! In the top frame, we have the nocturnal nightmare, a vampire, cowering from the bright light of the sun. Ah yes, sunblock SPF 1000 might just not cut it for the bloodsucking aristocrat of the night. But the image is more than just a vampire’s worst case of sunburn; it's a humorous nod to that universal dread we all feel when faced with our own personal sunlights—like finding Wi-Fi in your ancient uncle's house that's as old as Dracula himself.

Swooping down to the center frame, it’s Superman, flexing his muscles in his iconic blue and red suit. But alas, here comes a green crystal, Kryptonite, his Achilles' heel—because every superhero has their kryptonite, whether it's actual Kryptonite, or just the sight of the empty coffee pot on a Monday morning.

And then, in the grand finale, we see an investor, as confident and assured as a lion tamer with a chair and a whip—until the ferocious beast of inflation roars its ugly head. The investor's smug smile quickly fades into the same expression you find yourself wearing when you realize that your "low-fat" diet cookie is the reason your gym shorts are shrinking.

In the hilarious and oh-so-true punchline of financial humor, it's clear that just as vampires and superheroes have their weaknesses, so too do our portfolios cower in the face of unchecked inflation. It's the bane of every dollar and the jester that turns our hard-earned cash into mere pennies for the piggy bank. Remember folks, in the grand circus of life, inflation is the pie that hits you right in the portfolio. Keep your umbrellas ready, because when it rains, it pours, and sometimes it's raining inflation.

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